Posted by Roady
- Aug 29, 2025, 10:58 PMHello guys, I'm proud to announce that I'm officially from the elite Larkana Internet Café Gaming Clan™. We play VC:MP on PCs that scream louder than the fans in a cricket stadium, and our setup is sponsored by broken keyboards, duct tape engineering, and 10-rupee Pepsi bottles.
We're so advanced that we share one headphone among five players, and when one of us rages, the entire café electricity trips. Our skills? Unmatched. We don't need gaming chairs — we have cracked plastic ones. We don't need expensive rigs — we run GTA on hope, prayers, and Windows XP.
So beware, when you see us online, just remember: behind every toxic message is a squad of sweaty kids fighting over one mouse in the corner of a dusty internet café in Larkana. 💀😂"
Meet our team and our gaming rigs ☠️
We're so advanced that we share one headphone among five players, and when one of us rages, the entire café electricity trips. Our skills? Unmatched. We don't need gaming chairs — we have cracked plastic ones. We don't need expensive rigs — we run GTA on hope, prayers, and Windows XP.
So beware, when you see us online, just remember: behind every toxic message is a squad of sweaty kids fighting over one mouse in the corner of a dusty internet café in Larkana. 💀😂"
Meet our team and our gaming rigs ☠️